Anyone up for some jokes about hot peppers?

[Alan]

I was chopping jalapeños for salsa tonight and thought, this forum could use some laughs! Anyone got a good hot pepper joke or pun to share?

I'll get the party started:

Why didn't anyone want to fight the hot pepper? Because he's got some "kick"

Now let's hear yours!

 

[happy2go]

Q: What’s a pepper’s favorite type of music?

A: Hot beats!